A date is a job interview that lasts all night. The only difference between a date and a job interview is that there are not many job interviews where there's a chance you'll end up naked at the end of it.
Jerry Seinfeld

My son is now an "entrepreneur." That's what you're called when you don't have a job.
Ted Turner

It is easier to do a job right than to explain why you didn't
Martin Van Buren