A date is a job interview that lasts all night. The only difference between a date and a job interview is that there are not many job interviews where there's a chance you'll end up naked at the end of it.
Jerry Seinfeld

We're supposed to be perfect our first day on the job and then show constant improvement.
Ed Vargo major league baseball umpire

My son is now an "entrepreneur." That's what you're called when you don't have a job.
Ted Turner